theprofessional-amateur:

bixbythemartian:

vmohlere:

only-tiktoks:

I would need to buy an extra suitcase before I stepped into this store

@netherworldpost Atty you gotta see em, this guy sells halloween stamps based on vintage halloween art

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Casey Rubber Stamps is the best. I got this Fuck Off stamp there

(via ghostazabi)

lungthief:

not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread

(via ghostazabi)

markhoffmas asked:

i think it’s cool that you use tumblr. you dont see a lot of celebrities or writers/producers/actors on here anymore. i appreciate what you’re doing.

also you’re going to jail and then to hell for that new season

neil-gaiman:

I’m still processing that people are saying this because they cared more than they expected to about what happened. And they aren’t saying it because they thought the acting or the way it was shot or the direction or the VFX were bad, or that the dialogue was clumsy or out of character. They say it because it made them feel things they weren’t expecting to feel.

moon-o-magic:

Did you guys know the “Sickos” artist made a Sicko thats a WGA screenwriter on strike (said comic artist is a The Onion satirist comic artist and his name is Stan Kelly)

Screenshot from a The Onion satire comic. Man wearing “Sicko Screen-writers” shirt looking through innocent American family window and saying “Yes… ha ha ha… YES!” He and other writers in background all hold signs that say “On Strike.” All writers have a cartoonish expression of joyful malice.ALT

And honestly? What a mood. Haha YES indeed.

(via disco-fries)

d1nosaurpower:

One thing about researching world around you is that it becomes a bit friendlier once you know it better. If you see a random spider- you get scared. You see plants and consider them just weeds. You look at night sky and see a bunch of stars.

And then, you learn names.

Now, it is an orbweaver, and you consider them a friend. The greenery around is a laurel, or an alium, or osmanthus, and you know which of them to keep away from, and which of them are great herbs for tea. Now, you look up and see a whole parade of Venus, Ursa Major, or Orion. You now know their names, and, if you respect them- they become allies of yours.

(via wormofmouth)

madseance:

madseance:

“it’s not queer fiction unless the queerness is explicitly declared in the text according to currently accepted terminology and in a way that meets the approval of the entire audience” I mean follow your heart I guess but I trust myself as a queer person to recognise queer themes

“but doesn’t this risk giving the author undue credit for queer representation” I do not care about the author

(via snovyda)

“We have heard the baseless cries of ‘you are going to kill someone’ way too often. I take this as a serious personal insult.”

(via rin on Twitter)

hacvek:

reminder to worldbuilders: don’t get caught up in things that aren’t important to the story you’re writing, like plot and characters! instead, try to focus on what readers actually care about: detailed plate tectonics

(via homoqueerjewhobbit)

hacvek:

reminder to worldbuilders: don’t get caught up in things that aren’t important to the story you’re writing, like plot and characters! instead, try to focus on what readers actually care about: detailed plate tectonics

(via homoqueerjewhobbit)

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Thanks, IT.

probablybadrpgideas:

Instead of being an automatic fail, a Natural 1 will result in a success that is done in such a way that it is one of the worst outcomes possible.

Nat 1 for shooting someone with a bow and arrow? The bow is the one that is fired and hits the target. Go and get it.

Nat 1 on a perception check? Accidentally find out universal truths that result in 3d6 psychic damage.

Nat 1 for deception? You start to believe what you are saying to be true.

The possibilities are endless

(via thehussy)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

hanavbara:

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do you guys ever think about dying? ✨

THIS BARBIE IS ANIME :D

(via innocent-smith)