The Panda Won't Stop Screaming I covet your skull.

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Assassin’s Creed Series

Call of Duty Series

Battlefield 3

Gears of War Series

Portal series

Super Mario

Pokemon

The Legend of Zelda

Halo

Skyrim

Mass Effect

Kingdom Hearts

Left 4 Dead

Bioshock

Because I’ve just recently noticed that females who play video games tend to lean towards these titles more than anything else. I ask this because I’m curious to see who has been there throughout the ages. Which of you lovely women have been there for the Metal Gears, The Half Lives,  The Resident Evils, Gradius, Metroid all those fine titles. How many of you finished Red Dead Redemption, completed GTAIV, COMPLETED FALLOUT 3!? Whick of you can hold your own in a match against an online competitor in Soul Calibur V or Marvel vs Capcom 3? Who’s played Disgaea? Don’t get me wrong Bioshock, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, and Kingdom Hearts were great games that were masterfully developed. Halo is groundbreaking and Call of Duty is addictive and has photo-realistic graphics.  Please I just…I just want to know what else you guys play.

please shut your stupid fucking mouth

~*females*~

Son, please. I was pwning the other neighborhood kids at Warlords and Missile Command on the Atari 2600 when it was a cutting-edge system and probably before your parents were legal. Sit down.

*slow clap*

Jesus Christ, first it’s boo on girls because they only play casual games like Farmville and the Sims, and now it’s boo on girls because they play AAA titles.

Well, HUNT THE WUMPUS ON TEXAS INSTRUMENTS, FOOL.

hahaha look at this asshole

I was staying up all night kicking the shit out of X-Com before this dude was probably even born

Oh, child. I was killing the boys next door on MechWarrior 2 via LAN before you were a twinkle in someone’s eye.

I will tear you apart on Soul Calibur (any of them).

FUCK YOU BOY GAMER I’LL PLAY WHAT I WANT

I play Farmville AND Res Evil.

I play Disgaea and old Dragon Quests and any variation of Tetris and all the Shin Megami Tensei I can get my hands on. If I tend to skip first person shooters and realtime strategy it’s because of my dyspraxia, not because I dislike the genres.

Not that I’m in any way A Better Gamer than someone who plays only dating simulations or Freecell. As long as they do their own thing and don’t sneer at anyone else, they’re all A+ gamers in my book.

I FUCKING HATE GAMER ELITISM, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT MERGES INTO A GIANT BLOB OF DOUCHEBAGGERY WITH MISOGYNY AND PATRIARCHAL ENTITLEMENT.

I played your mom, boy. I play her at least once a week.