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“Lisa Lynn Mederos, 47, made a domestic-violence call to 911 asking the police to come help her on Wednesday. Seconds later, the operator heard gunshots and the line went dead. Gilbert police Sgt. Bill Balafas said that police responded to the Mederos home five times since 2009, most recently in February, when Lisa Mederos called police to report that Ready, who was reportedly a neo-Nazi who patrolled the border looking for illegal immigrants, had choked her in August 2011. Balafas said there was not enough evidence to make an arrest and that no charges were filed. It’s unclear why Mederos would have waited six months to make the call. According to the Arizona Republic, a Scottsdale woman filed an order of protection against Ready in 2009, and in 2003 a woman who lived in Mederos’s apartment complex accused Ready of stalking and spying on her.”